Happy Birthday D**khead!You said Happy Birthday like a normal person? Weak. This card moans for three hours straight and explodes in glitter. So your friends birthday is coming up, and you're wondering what to get the lovable douchebag who once pantsed you in public, ruined your group chat, or still owes you $20 from Vegas. Sure, you could get him socks but wheres the chaos in that? Enter: The Happy Birthday Dkhead Card** a nonstop moaning, glitter sploding, nuisance level
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